The Barbarian believes he has only a few erections left before death. Cursed to a life in a thrift shop and haunted by family tragedy, he sets his sights on…

The stoners are back. Broke and desperate, these idiots rob a Marijuana club, not knowing this club is owned by crack kingpin, Shank who dispatches the feared killers – “The…

Three porch pirates steal a van and find the kidnapped Queen of Belgium in the back. Low-rent larceny spirals into a disaster worth remembering and mutual regret might be mistaken…